“...we need to keep working until the last minute and make sure that the athletes can compete in safe waters, and we’ve been doing this.”

Boy, when the fan base reads this, there’s going to be hell toupeé.

🎶 Hello Mary-Lou, goodbye hard...🎶

Boise State opened-1.5. At tip-off, they were -3.5. Maybe someone reeeeally needed OT?

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE MASHED POTATO!!!!

THE SEA LION WITH GLASSES IS RIGHT!!!

That’s the first thing I thought! Chris Harris’ answers seemed 10x louder than the questions Newton was fielding from 18" away from his face. Boy, it’s weird around here today, isn’t it?

[sees opportunity to repair damaged image during offseason]

Well, I was never much for your book learning, but you want to talk conspiracy? I’m in Virginia, it’s @40 degrees, there’s still snow all over the ground, and I just had to bring one of my size 13 shithammers down on a fat, black wasp that was walking around my goddamn kitchen. Sent him straight to hell. He even did…

Indeed. Keep it private:

I’d be more worried about the guy, but surely the height difference prevented the punch to Testi from being a low blow.

“And daddy, if I have nuts on my chin, do I have chin-nuts?”

Now that is a great screen name.

Thank god it was a one-and-one...

I’m making a baked ziti tonight for my neighbor: THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS MOTHERFUCKING SNOWBLOWER. He’s a beautiful maniac with the thing, and I’m gonna make sure he doesn’t have to cook for two goddamned days.

“The Bloods wear red. Jersey sales will be just fine, thank you very much.”

Ha! +1

He went down like a submarine with screen doors.

You’re right. It’s nice that something finally broke that professional football player’s way.

Tonight in heaven!