Clearly the dress code only applies to male dogs?

Let’s not disregard the facts that:

Unfortunately, given most modern kitchens with cupboards deep enough to house “American”-sized dinner plates, at 6'4" putting my knives on the splash wall means I frankly can’t see them anyway.

Unfortunately, given most modern kitchens with cupboards deep enough to house “American”-sized dinner plates, at…

I wish I could do more than just ‘star’ your comment. :\

Freedom of speech doesn’t apply to conservatives, or shouldn’t anyway.

You probably don’t realize that “pussy” in that context comes from pusillanimous, although I’d acknowledge too that most of its users don’t know that either. 

One Shot’s been hit?

Crazy can be the best, for short enough spans of time.

What if we just totally made up shit that Donald Trump might say, so we can all circle-jerk about how awesome that would be?

Entirely agree.

So Jimmy Fallon pitching utterly softball interviews to whomever you like is ok, but he’s a FUCKING RETARD when he does it to someone you don’t like.

Hi, we’d like you to play on our team.

I think she should win an award for her “can-do” attitude.

I think it would be hilarious if men started doing this.

It’s great until someone’s juking groundward toward clutter to avoid that IR AA-11 closing hard, and the Auto-GCAS says “this pilot must be unconscious” and it throws him back upward.

Give players $1000 and immunity from litigation for tackling & immobilizing anyone that goes on the field, and that’ll stop pretty quickly.

...because it’s all about White Knighting for my candidate, regardless of common sense, amirite?

Believe me, for all the girls that say this sort of thing:

I thought you were going to say that Lochte was robbed at gun point. Oh wait...

We all know that there’s no political mileage to be gained from complaining about young black men constantly killing each other. Couldn’t you reformulate that into somehow blaming whitey so we could be outraged?