I wish I could do more than just ‘star’ your comment. :\

Ways to stop wasting your life:

Freedom of speech doesn’t apply to conservatives, or shouldn’t anyway.

I don’t know what he sounds like but he looks a lot like Nick Nolte.

You probably don’t realize that “pussy” in that context comes from pusillanimous, although I’d acknowledge too that most of its users don’t know that either. 

One Shot’s been hit?

It’s all about Matt making sure we all understand how very sensitive he is in his beliefs, one of the key facets of puerile millenial liberalism is that we all SEE CLEARLY his bleeding heart on his sleeve. Simply believing/feeling something isn’t enough, it must be advertised to be valid.

“Idiocracy lays the blame at the feet of an undeserved target (the poor) while implicitly advocating a terrible solution (eugenics).”

A goodly chunk of women don’t MIND being depicted that way.

Symmetry is a pretty common director’s tool for conveying stability and order, or for setting up later asymmetry (to heighten the feeling of disorder). Sherlock’s a great show, don’t get me wrong, but to call it out for ‘particular’ use of symmetry is fairly ignorant.

Crazy can be the best, for short enough spans of time.

What if we just totally made up shit that Donald Trump might say, so we can all circle-jerk about how awesome that would be?

She sings nicely.

We used to live in a house in Bloomington MN, and above the hung-ceiling tiles in the basement I’d stashed some Penthouses when I was a sixth grader. I wonder if they’re still there?

I’d always wondered how flying squirrels evolved.

Entirely agree.

So Jimmy Fallon pitching utterly softball interviews to whomever you like is ok, but he’s a FUCKING RETARD when he does it to someone you don’t like.

Hi, we’d like you to play on our team.

I think she should win an award for her “can-do” attitude.

Not sure why this movie gets so much worship? It simply wasn’t that good.