He should perhaps contract with RealDoll.

Oh, and did we stop calling her Ke$ha because that makes here more apparently a douche and less sympathetic?

Because DAMMIT I don’t care about facts, or the tons of people (including pretty smart judges) that are seeing all the sides of this issue: This is the internet, people, and I MAKE MY GODDAMNED OPINION UP BASED ON SHIT I SAW ON GAWKER.

You have to be better than them to win in the end ANYWAY, so I’m not sure why it matters if they play them right away. Save us time by getting knocked out early if we suck.

Holding to your word is paternalistic? So the other side of your statement then would be that women are liars. Seriously?

“I couldn’t let my five-year-old overhear anything about a pregnancy.”

Why is it so hard to simply say “Yeah, this guy was supremely talented; he also fucked a 15 year old who - while she may have been willing - was not old enough to legally consent so yes he very much did rape her.” Why are people so in a twist over recognizing that someone they idolize is complex and flawed? We ALL ARE.

Shit-talking person gets their comeuppance, can’t deal with it. News at 11.

YOU’RE RIGHT!*

You doing something you love and sacrificing something to do it doesn’t mean that suddenly a game with 2 hours of gameplay is worth $18. They’re two totally separate things and trying to emotionally ‘guilt’ someone into paying it (or in this case, not hitting ‘refund’) is simply manipulation. YOUR EMOTIONAL INVESTMENT…

No press is bad press.

If you put yourself and your opinions out there, yes, you’re inviting it (and should have the stones to live with the consequences - figurative stones, I mean; certainly women have them as much as men).

While I may disagree with some of your rankings, using only the originals and discarding all the goofy bullshit new ones is praiseworthy.

1) I’m a white man, and not some leftist, emo looking to validate himself by being conspicuously open minded (it wouldn’t take long reading my post history for you to validate that). For what it’s worth, I think you’re a very attractive woman. Put it this way, if either of my sons showed up with a girl that looked…

I thought Mac owners were too busy drawing pictures, buying Volkswagens, and waiting in some godforsaken line for the next i-thing to have time to game anyway?

Still the best computer superhero game, since the ancient days of 2002:

I’d like someone to simply find 75 former classmates that remember Barry Obama (or whatever name was on his passport at the time) in college. That would be good lulz.

Wow, so they even have their astroturf public relations cruising gawker?

If Michael had any actual friends, one of them might point out that nearly every sentence of that post convinces the reader that yes, in fact, he did deserve it.

I’m 6'4", 300 lbs. Yes, I could lose a few pounds (couldn’t most of us?) but I’m not packing a pillow if you get my drift - I’ve never come close to needing a belt extender. I also have very broad shoulders.