Damn. I wish I had enough money to afford a Mercedes, but unfortunately I am stuck blogging in my hipster clothes riding my fixed gear bike. :(

but it grew, OH, HOW IT GREW!

My 2002 Passat had <10K miles on it when the power steering began sounding almost identical to my dad's '82 F150. People in parking lots would turn to see what was making the noise. VW dealership would only respond with "it's performing to specs".

Where's the Xzibit meme?

The man, also suspected of squatting in homes on that street, has been charged.

It's also super easy to park. What more do you want from a city car?

Say what you want about the Prius, it's damn efficient.

Doug, matie - where were you the other day when that story about people petitioning the FTC to investigate CarMax broke? Anyhoo, I saw CarMax, I took a swig of my beer and belted this down for you. Enjoy.

"If dealerships are taken out of the equation, Obama will steal your 1995-model desktop PC, and no amount of pursuing checkmark boxes will be able to stop him! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"

If you left with all of your hubcaps, you're a winner in the corn dog category.

You can fix that much damage in one night, but it takes a week to get my car back after an oil change and an alignment? Screw you Audi.

If the Department of Transportation was run by race engineers, the world would be a better place.

Really? I figured you lived in Brooklyn ironically.

Screw visibility!

I hate you because I'm open to suggestion and own a hot glue gun.

Here's one I made out of a carboard shipping box

Honestly, I'd love to know what Doug drives. Does anyone know what Doug DeMuro drives? Anyone?

She clearly needed a conductor alarm clock.

Winner by popularity contest?