You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Ken Starr’s world:

Ball to hand or hand to ball?

Balls don’t lie.

I’m pretty sure that’s a handball.

KerrPow!!

Ugh, so much diving.

Except it’s real grass.

Everyone keeps saying this...but in order for him to get a ring if Cleveland wins, Gilbert would have to specifically opt in to giving him one...he doesn’t just receive it. And Dan Gilbert seems like the sort of petulant child that would take pleasure in keeping a ring out of Varajao’s hands, for flipping squads.

Ahh, the rare single Lindy!

To be fair, he’s almost certainly someone with no experience being interviewed for tv who found himself on the spot after an emotional and confusing event and just kind of cobbled together some words. Turns out most of us suck shit at producing sound bites unless we practice. He also said, “it shouldn’t matter what…

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

Peter Thiel would agree!

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

also, this...

I can confirm, I was at the Baylor medical center last night and there was no rape.

Despite your deeply awesome user name, this is wrong.

This idiotic Wilbon article is what I would have expected if Whitlock was running that site. I’m normally a pretty calm person, but I was so irrationally mad about this yesterday that if I saw Wilbon on the street I would have screamed at him. He basically wrote an article that says “black people are very emotional…