You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Ken Starr’s world:

Ball to hand or hand to ball?

Balls don’t lie.

KerrPow!!

Except it’s real grass.

Ahh, the rare single Lindy!

To be fair, he’s almost certainly someone with no experience being interviewed for tv who found himself on the spot after an emotional and confusing event and just kind of cobbled together some words. Turns out most of us suck shit at producing sound bites unless we practice. He also said, “it shouldn’t matter what…

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

Peter Thiel would agree!

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

also, this...

I can confirm, I was at the Baylor medical center last night and there was no rape.

Despite your deeply awesome user name, this is wrong.

If it makes you feel any better, I've heard the sun is hot but I haven't actually been so Norm there actually makes a really good point. Very knowledgeable, that Norm.

has become? I know you want to get some star clicks and sound smart/outraged, but it’s been a lot longer than 20 years. Shut the fuck up and let people who know what they’re talking about discuss it. Cool? Cool.

New Olympic Sport: Survival.

This idiotic Wilbon article is what I would have expected if Whitlock was running that site. I’m normally a pretty calm person, but I was so irrationally mad about this yesterday that if I saw Wilbon on the street I would have screamed at him. He basically wrote an article that says “black people are very emotional…