If I make a habit of kicking the air when no one’s around, and then when someone IS around I still kick (in airspace that now also contains another player’s testicles), I fail to see how it cannot be anyone’s responsibility but my own.

True but we do like watching your girlfriend score an own goal.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

It's nice to see the ghost of Prince has already found his calling.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Hansen’s proposal actually gifts the arena to the city over time, so there’s that.

It’s not even remotely a “neighborhood” it’s a district of warehouses and shitty businesses, no one lives there.

You should actually go research the deal. It was pretty damn favorable to the city as these things go.

Yea, a gift. He was to pay FMV for the block, and build a new road next to it. Let us not forget, sir, these noble council folk just paid $1 million plus $2 million a year in upkeep for a bike share program that had 1300 members. Facts. They be your friend.

No. It’s “Kill Whitey,” not “Kill Whitie.”

You know you fucked up when Chris Webber is incredulous at your critical end-of-game decisions.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

True round robin. You play every team twice. Best record at the end of the season wins. They do have a tournament seperate from actual league games that awards it’s own trophy.

There is a playoff system: the Champions League.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

You should have just stopped after the first 6 words, that was going to be my post.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

The key word in your first clause is ‘was’ and your second clause has been false since the 1964 Republican National Convention.

56 is DiMaggio’s hitting streak. 6-24 has nothing for me.

I don’t necessarily disagree with Johnson. There’s obviously some climate issues happening at UWM with Jeter’s exit. :\ BUT, for someone who’s been at the university for such a long time, he doesn’t seem to know much about the hiring process. Search and Screen Committees, who hire these administrators, are comprised…