I know! I might have to check Mad out again. What ever happened to Cracked???

That is awesome. My only complaint is that the true fascist pig will only wear SS black.

That guy must be an Always Sunny fan. He plans to be a traveling, door to door gas salesman.

Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster. This means nothing and everything.

I was really hoping they were going to pick up the second and third year options, but with age, it look less attractive than it did when that deal was signed

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

And imagine performing all of these great feats of athleticism with debilitating bone spurs.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

[1] Something I’ve alway wondered about, so good on you.

Looks like pretty cheap advertising, considering the share of available eyeballs attached to decision-makers that you get... and how little time they have to make the decision on whether to do business at this exit or press on to the next one.  

Thank you for this. I was wondering as recently as last weekend how these signs work.

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.

At least you learned from your mistake. Most do not. The Fool’s Errand is more of a teaching moment.

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

The “fool’s errand” type pranks should be used only once per person and not permitted to go too far. Generally you stop when the person gives up on finding it and don’t pretend to be irate. I used to do the “pre-dug holes” one when I worked at Lowe’s. Later on I would do “Wireless Ethernet Cable” when I worked at…