This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

I’m first trimester and I can’t stand the smell of onions without gagging (I normally like them.) I read this headline and gagged. Then I had to hurry here to tell you.

Thoughts and prayers to Blair Walsh.

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

If Kaep isn’t a Texan after what happened to Watson....

Group text:

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

McCarron was probably happy. Then looked out a window and saw Cincinnati.

I’m no fan of these guys... but come on. They are requesting that the AUMF be extended with no changes, as every administration has since 9/11. Are you going to call Obama a traitor too?

2 Door Tahoe > 4 door Tahoe.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

Asking Mike Ditka for commentary on race relations is like asking Ja Rule for commentary on 9/11.

This is beautiful.

I’ve owned two of these. I fucking love them. Most comfortable car I’ve ever driven, despite the diesel clatter at idle, it’s supremely quiet on the highway. The Audi virtual steering axis suspension makes for virtually zero torque steer, but a somewhat numb steering feel. It’s not the most efficient 4 cyl TDI, though.

Meh. Any time my parents left me alone in the house as a teenager, my hands looked like that in a matter of a few hours.

Seller took his new dealer license down to Manheim Auctions, bought a cheap Panamera with needs, he polished away those needs, and now flips it to the first sucker who doesn’t do his homework. And he writes a misleading ad to prove his lack of honesty.

What a no-good bastard. At that price, it’s CP.

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.