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I for one welcome our new electric overlords.

Don’t forget SNL. Melissa McCarthy playing Spicer really upset Trumpster.

Meanwhile, the President is worried about Nordstrom.

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

I don’t even get why a yellow car would “ruin” a photo, instead of add personality to it. But then what I don’t get even more, is where on the venn diagram you get someone who is such a twee fucker that this is a problem for them, but then also is the kind of yob (that’s the term over there right?) that smashes car

Come summer, cut one in half, de-pit, rub w/ a little oil,sprinkle w/ a little salt...

Just lower your truck. Problem solved.

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...

Good story - thank you.

Who else had nukes in 1945? Can you please remind me?

Actually, the only two bombs the US had were the ones dropped on Japan. There was no third, no backups. If Japan hadn’t surrendered it would have been months before a third could be assembled.

wait...what? I just want to make sure Im hearing what I think: you think we had a nuclear inventory when we dropped fat man and little boy?

Except nobody else had finished making any other nukes when we dropped them on Japan, and there’s a treaty that does say they all get fired now.

Such a comprehensive burn, my goodness. +1

Really? No one? Ever?

“I will smack your face off your face,” Charlie Kelly, from the CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED (by Redford) Nightman Cometh episode.