Probably, but unlike Collinsworth blowing loads when Brady throws a 5-yard out, Rodgers was tossing fucking miracles pretty regularly throughout the game. Green Bay really had no business being competitive in that game, but they had Aaron Rodgers. I’m in no way a GB fan, but fuck man...that dude is good. 

here’s the thing; I look for a used electric car online, I widen my search out within the state and find a few models 100-200 miles away which are a good price. There’s nothing within a 40 mile radius. The Nissan Leaf has a 40 mile range. Getting this car home will take around 2 days!

you know what, maybe i do want to be a pariah. maybe i want to show up to work in leggings and a cowboy hat and platform shoes sometimes because it makes me feel good. maybe, just maybe, i like to live a little. so take your conservative approach and throw it in with the chili. don’t tell me how to live my life.

Worse? It couldn’t possibly be better

I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.

We actually have 2-3 carriers fewer than we need to meet our operational commitments.

Everyone knows you can’t charge a Browns player with offense.

I have a better one:

It’s got what plants crave.

Electrolytes help you hydrate quickly by telling your kidneys not to pee so much.

NO!

He is pretty decent, and the Bills’ o-line is one of the worst in the league at pass blocking and they have had 3rd stringers at wideout most of the season. Player A there is Russell Wilson, Player B is Tyrod. Wilson is better, but it’s not actually a huge statistical difference. Tyrod has flaws, but if Buffalo…

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Unless your coworkers are freezing as well, in which case you’d be hailed as a hero of MacGyveresque proportion.