Owners of contracting companies can probably afford nice cars.

No one, it’s Cleveland.

MICROMACHINES!!!!!!!

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

“Plug” is usually slang for a connection to either drugs or weapons. Based on his “I can’t help you find Samp” line, someone is looking for weed. “Samp” being a reference to Sampson Simpson from Half-Baked. I hope that helped.

Everyone is so tuff on the computer...

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Chill, guys! Seriously, this penis waving between friends and allies is boorish beyond belief.

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

It takes 10-15 years to develop new jets. Even non military “simple” passenger jets.

Style over realism any day of the week. They both made a good call. It ages so much better.

At least they’d be stealthy that way, most guys can’t find those either.

Are we still treating basketball as a sport? Seriously, once they started ignoring travieling, I was nearly done. Then, once they made it a felony to touch a “star,” they totally lost me. Basketball is wrestling without the finishing move.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

The next time I see a kitten stuck in a tree, I’m calling in a mofo C-130 with the Fulton Recovery System.

Saving lives; yep, I’d consider that money well spent.

Meh, we’ve spent a lot more to accomplish a lot less.