Who the hell was Peter Quill?

take the under

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

Top secret was the Airplane of the spy movies. Not sure if it fits exactly in the same category as the others... but surely it is the best in its own category.

Am I the only one who doesn't give two shits if Spiderman appears in Civil War?

I thought that, too, but then I figured the NFL never got a copy of the tape. So when they finally see those punches, Goodell will probably suspend some guys.

That actually seems pretty light. I figured "make it up as I go" Goodell would really lay the hammer down considering how big the stage was.

Yes because of that 30 second fight (which they stop the game clock during) really ruins all the other things you mentioned that happen in the 60 minutes of regulated time.

I have just as much fun as anybody with Deadspin's bashing of PK. Giving King the benefit of the doubt though, he may not be "dying on (this particular) hill". He's probably doing 2 things:

Just me or did they make the Minion speech more... understandable...?

There is only one spin-off movie I wanna see. I've wanted to see it since I was seven years old and 'Return of the Jedi' first came out, and the idea appeals to me just as much now as it did back then. The fact that it would never ever EVER happen doesn't stop me from wanting it for over three decades.

What happens to the Canadian teams (the seven NHL teams, the Raptors, and the Blue Jays) if there's a war between us and Canada?

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

When asked to comment, the NFL's Head of Security seemed unfazed, "It's not like they were a terrorist threat or anything. I mean, they weren't Muslims or anything, they're Irish. So it's not like they're capable of such an act."

Of course he slipped. It was icy.

As I said, the QB thing is maybe a closer call, though Drew's argument is pretty compelling as to why Brady is number one. It goes to the heart of the numbers vs. championships argument. I think the majority of sports fans put a premium on winning it all as opposed to what it says on the back of a guy's baseball…

JK Simmons was one of the greatest casting choices ever. I don't see why he couldn't just show up in basically any Spiderman film and still fit perfectly. Judi Dench was also M for Brosnan, and then continued to do so in Craig's Bond Begins films. It if works, just do it.

Are you insane? You wanna pass, fine... I LITERALLY can't think of a more dangerous throw to make than that one. Throw a fade, throw a corner, throw to the back of the endzone... literally, ANYTHING else