Two options for coaches:

Why even have coaches? Just have Jerry and Deion call the plays or just the players themselves like a pick up game.

Oh, this is new, a liberal anti-cop slant article on Deadspin! From a person who has never worked the job and clearly doesn't understand a thing, but feels speaking out against the actions of cops in any facet is the right call.

That last chef is more manly than 100 of me everyone.

FIFY

You have this out awfully early.

Honorable mention: The late, great James Avery as Shredder

I'm sorry, if it wasn't obvious from the very first trailer that this movie was going to go straight for the feels then you weren't paying attention. I'm so excited for this movie but I'm not going to see it in theaters because I know that shit will be emotional as hell.

Gronk will spike it, and millions shall be moist.

Hey, gotta save some space for the Dropkick Murphy's.

These cartoons are racist.

This whole thing is just... the fact that it is literally not illegal to say something doesn't mean that we need to praise the people who say them. I'm not really here for "satire" that pokes fun at marginalized communities. And obviously, whatever I might think of offensive satire the penalty should never be summary…

The first Guardians of the Galaxy trailer still had a lot of character in it. As a recall, we got "Hooked on a Feeling" and a raccoon shooting a machine gun on top of a yelling tree man. It left you wanting to see more and effectively communicated why the movie had a good concept (crazy space opera).

I have honestly never heard a Jew get angry because the fact that other racial groups died in the Holocaust was brought up.

I personally like this one better.

So, in other words, you found reasons to doubt your report but reported it anyway? The sort of thing for which you rake others over the coals?

Holy clickbait Batman!

There has to be a white house petition to release this by now right? If not there should be

My sense of humour is out of whack, I find myself thinking this should be on the best list. :D

So is your plan to continue repeating that all the way up to the point where Wonder Woman is released?

Say what you want about Guardians, but I don't think anyone worried that it would be either complicated or inaccessible. Anthropomorphic animals and blowing shit up are pretty damn "accessible" staples.