Living with a spouse can challenge you to grow and become a better person. My husband helped me to find out I have ADD. He’s helping me to get this beast under control. He’s my best friend. Who the fuck would I eat popcorn and watch old Disney cartoons with? Who would make me tea or push on my belly when I have gas?…

That is a sacred drink of Mexican Americans everywhere, please step off.

I don’t know. Isn’t ‘gang’ LEO vernacular for a gathering of brown people?

it’s striking but they been doing it since Jefferson (and Thurmond, etc.)

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Literally the only people I have ever met that don’t trust doctors are white hippies of the Goop variety.

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

“The homeowner... (is) the one putting themselves in a liability situation.”

No, he wasn’t.

Thank you. The pearl clutching is a bit much.

You aren’t being judgmental, but you are concern-trolling like a boss. Drinking within the recommended daily limits (which would be a glass of wine every single damn day for a woman) is the slippery slope to addiction? You will “pay the price”? Never, ever, travel to Europe. The wine industry has tricked the shit…

So he was a Dad Magazine kind of dad?

I shared this story on Jezebel before, but it was a long time ago, so might as well tell it again:

Oh the plus side, there’s at least a remote possibility that at some point in the future you might suddenly get 4 new sisters, who may be awesome.

If you get the chance, there is a documentary called “The Brainwashing of My Dad.” The filmmaker chronicles how her father went from a caring, reasonable man to an angry and vocal bigot when he immersed himself in conservative radio, tv and websites. The film is sad, but does offer some hope.

She’s talking about her ass, which black women have been mocked and degraded for having, for decades. We have been hyper sexualized as CHILDREN because of it. It was a mark of such embarrassment for many of us growing up, and I absolutely include myself in that. I was overly concerned with the way my butt moved too…

Just the brown ones, apparently. Has there been any effort to kick out all those Irish kids who overstayed their student visas?