My personal mission is to get Feinstein voted out next election. TRAITOR. Also, WTF Tim Kaine - weren’t you on our side?

He’s right about the parking thing. That shit is reserved.

Anti black Latinos always confound me. Like you realize they half your team right? Like Afro Latinos are a significant portion of the Global population. But, ok girl. This is why I also enjoy a good laugh when white Latinos tell people they don’t have race/color issues. 

Yeah, he’s basically saying they’re racist (“don’t marry somebody black”).

He’s making fun of Latinos, right?

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

Well, the thing is, you aren’t alone. In this particular pain, you have a shared experience with countless others (myself included).

Thinking instead of knee jerk reacting often makes one a bad feminist. My feminist theory class in college hated me.

Ex-ballet dancer here. For a chance to be in a Rockette line? Gladly. (But their audition requirements clearly state don’t hire anyone under 5'6" - I don’t qualify - should I sue them?) Do you think that objectionable people somehow don’t go to Radio City every day?

Did you get greyed?

Tangential, but I just wanted to share that my Halloween-hating mother who never let my siblings and I dress up and go trick-or-treating as kids (super conservative Christian thing) just got dressed up as a cowgirl and is on her way to a Halloween party. She’s doing so grudgingly, but still, progress!

Anytime some strange doofus touches me, I clap their ears and punch them in the throat. I live in a bad neighborhood and this shit happens daily. Walking home from work is like a damn video game. I would not recommend my school of response, because it’s a good way to get killed but fuck I am too sassy to care.

If guys get to have their say - PLEASE accept this new stage, and age gracefully. There are few things (besides Botox, fillers and stretching) that turn me (and many of my male friends) off more than desperate attempts to look younger. Perhaps surprisingly to you, there is a sexiness in the fact that you are human and…

You know where I’m grey?

Mmm I hate the idea that sucking your thumb is a problem. It messes up your teeth when you’re younger, but it’s not this terribke shameful baby thing. I still wake up sometimes with my thumb in my mouth, even though I didn’t go to sleep that way. And after being so embarrassed for years, I finally brought it up to my…