Death for Clicks! And Instagram followers!

Commercializing Death! That’s fuckin’ metal.

I didn’t watch but it was Andrus’ fault, right?

I’m fairly Dez Bryant won’t let those two games without upstaging Odell with a larger, more asinine temper tantrum.

Death Angel - Room with a View

Hockey players wear suits.

We get it already. You wanna see the boys wiggling their dicks around in your face and not see any good ole fashioned ass and titty like god intended. Whores.

{Fake tough guy comment here}

My approach to high school Spanish with el or la.

Randy Rhoads knew how to shred.

Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight

Thank you!

Decades dude. Decades.

I began that transition a few months ago. It is exceptionally brutal.

Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

That’s terrifying and hilarious.

Oh Prince touched my life! I’m sobbing into my martini glass!!!1! * eye roll

Completed January 2016 - 4 month old bike lane.

Put it in Texas. Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio. Fuck New England.