Just don’t creep ‘em out. They’re already suspicious of us hetero males and I still like to look.

U-G-L-Y, You ain’t got no alibi. You ugly! You ugly!

My dopamine loop was ruined by the various narcotics I ingested in my 20's.

If I stop acting like a fake internet tough guy, will you guys keep providing awesome hockey analysis?

By this measure, Villanueva is in Westbrook’s head. And god don’t we all hate Russel Westbrook?

Ya, it was tons of pain pill. It was also a healthy mix of cialis, viagra, and uppers.

I checked out a documentary called Prescription Thugs a few weeks ago. Completely unbeknownst to me, it ended up focusing mainly on pro wrestling and pain pills. One guy was talking about a 20-30 pill a day cocktail.

An acceptable time to tell a man to get on his knees. To block a ball in the dirt.

Let’s stipulate as to what transpires on that show. Not good English. I know that you mean that he doesn’t say offensive shit. “He can believe what he wants to.” But his use of English is horrible.

Havok - Give me Liberty ...or Give me Death

For tipping.

I’m gonna assume you idiots don’t understand anything than the literal use of language after that failed boxing analogy got away from you.

This type of play is one of the most exciting in baseball and my personal favorite.

Simple. You teach them immigration law.

What’s androgynous? Is that a new Terminator?

You people are fuckin’ lame.

Do the Tubman thing if it makes you feel good. Whatever. And then stop fucking with it. Symbolic victories don’t mean shit unless you have something for them to symbolise. I know. I’m a dumb typer.

If you’re reading this guy six or seven seats down, you are a dick.

das raycess

You made it seem like there was gonna be a play at second. Beltre rules.