Ron DeSantis will bring him on as his campaign manager.

Corporations and their long held pipe dream of infinite growth. You can’t just make a ton of money, you need to make a ton of money on top of the ton you were making last fiscal year.

Oh, yeah, that was me.  Sorry, my bad.  Sheesh, no need to make a major case about it.   I left my insurance info.

I have much less of an issue with people using the self checkout kiosks than I do with the kiosks themselves. “Please place item in bagging area” when I’ve already placed the item in the bagging area or “unknown item in bagging area” because I accidentally tapped the scale while reaching for a bag…shut the fuck up and…

I don’t understand why this hasn’t been the standard for decades. This is a no-brainer.

Slider describes its path through your digestive system.

Anyone who thinks this is confined to only Tesla, I have some bad news: any device that sends data to the cloud is suspect.

Companies just looing for ways to be straight up evil these days

Gotta love the irony of one of the giants of cloud computing demanding workers come into the offices to work.

What a load of shit. They keep talking about how forcing people back into the office is supposed to help the worker. Yet the actual workers don’t agree. They can’t pinpoint one good reason to force workers back into the office so they make up garbage about how they’re doing it for you.

Being in the office allowed workers to “absorb” Amazon’s culture and collaborate in easier and more effective ways, the CEO stated. It also enabled people to learn from each other and fomented greater team connections, he said.

I can’t believe you had a chain restaurant experience at a chain restaurant. 

“Don’t Be Evil” seems like such a long time ago. 

These jams don’t lie.

No.

If you make a phone call on an airplane surrounded by strangers, you’re a bad person. 

Elon fired everyone who verifies such a thing. 

I wonder if some people decided to do this after seeing it in one of the Jackass movies where someone pooped in a display toilet. 

Who the fuck let your stupid fucking ass out of the greys?

Can’t go for a walk.  Shoes are charging...