Ron DeSantis will bring him on as his campaign manager.

Corporations and their long held pipe dream of infinite growth. You can’t just make a ton of money, you need to make a ton of money on top of the ton you were making last fiscal year.

I have much less of an issue with people using the self checkout kiosks than I do with the kiosks themselves. “Please place item in bagging area” when I’ve already placed the item in the bagging area or “unknown item in bagging area” because I accidentally tapped the scale while reaching for a bag…shut the fuck up and…

Slider describes its path through your digestive system.

I can’t believe you had a chain restaurant experience at a chain restaurant. 

These jams don’t lie.

No.

I wonder if some people decided to do this after seeing it in one of the Jackass movies where someone pooped in a display toilet. 

This story is missing the really cool context: this episode all began with one Deviantart image by a Simpsons fan.

I’m from GA, and don’t think peach pie is that popular (peach COBBLER, now, is a different story)

When I was growing up and entering the workforce (approximately 25 years ago), everyone told us that it “looked bad” on a resume if you changed jobs every 2-3 years.

He has a pretty good agent.

Disney is good once every 10 years. I miss my grand kids, but mom & dad get to take them to Disney, not me.

Forever his name shall be tarnished

“As God as my witness, I thought [chickens] could fly” -- Ronald McDonald, probably

If Star Trek taught me anything, it is that aliens have the same genitals as us.

Why not include the list of products in the article? Here they are:

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

I’ve never seen this and I thank you for your service.