Wait, is “the nearly spherical cow of X” a known expression? Why is this a cow comet? Am I missing an important piece of pop culture knowledge?

If he ever decided to read the damn thing he might be surprised to learn there are limits on his power.

Obligatory:

She believes the store is large enough—16,000 square feet—to allow for a few exceptions, like customers who claim they’re physically unable to tolerate a mask or workers who need a small break during or six- or eight-hour shifts as long as they keep their distance from other people.

“but the full video clearly shows it was a joke.”

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

First people didn’t few esports as a real sport. Now esports is the only sport.

That’s referred to as “Hanlon’s razor.” It goes like this:

Today I Fucked up:
Me: *watches video with catchy song*

“...being turned into a Picasso.”

I saw it in the article clip with sound off, and all I could say was “Yikes.” Duplo-brand Rocky better learn to cover up. But I hope he never does, if he’s going to continue to be a horrifying racist asshole.

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

I don’t think it’s fair to blame Splinter for, like, two jackasses in the comments.

Even if he’s innocent of the more egregious charges, he still left his wife for her adopted daughter. The things that are facts should be enough. Who would want to engage with someone like that?

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Uh oh! Looks like douche bro is self pwning!

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

At least post a REAL samurai.