God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

I have watched Black-ish since day one, today I learned that Kenya Barris is a dude.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

THIS IS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD.

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Those asshole doctors of the early ‘70 can go fuck themselves. I am the result of a doctor insisting to my mother that there was NO WAY she could get pregnant within a year of stopping birth control pills, so if she wanted a baby in 1973, she should stop taking them in 1971. After a few months, she started feeling…

Yes, because Trump’s voice is sweet, gentle and music to the ears. He never raises his voice. And he smiles constantly! So it’s completely fair to expect the same of Hillary.

Screw the flat belly! Go you! Losing 76 pounds in 15 months is no small feat!! Congratulations and keep up the good work!

For the millionth time, anti-choice people: If you don’t agree with abortion, don’t have one. Period. And stop condescending to women, telling us that none of us would have abortions if we just had enough support and money to raise a child. If I got pregnant right now, I would abort. If I got pregnant after winning…

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

Most of the Little Debbie catalog holds up well. My favorite were (and still are) the Nutty Bars, but Zebra cakes, Jelly Rolls, and even the Oatmeal Creme pies are still pretty tasty.

Right. Because every mother’s son hasn’t been told that for 200+ years. They may have forgotten?

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

Fascinating.

Pepe LePew was never very funny to begin with, even outside of the gross sexual politics of it all. As a kid, I just thought those segments were boring as hell.

He looks like Cotton Hill

Jackie and Hyde was such a weird pairing, I did not like. But Jackie and Fez was even worse. Those last seasons really sucked