I can’t stop saying this! I support Hillary but never say anything negative about Bernie because I don’t want to poison others against him should he win the nomination. Why is this so fucking hard to understand?

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

I think he ate Inspector Gadget.

“Every time I’d go to the gym or go eat, every paparazzi would ask me questions and I would be like, ‘Hey, guys!’”

I feel sorry for these people, wasting their own lives, making unecessary trouble, looking like idiots, and dragging everyone down..

Police are not good tools of discipline at a school. They often cause the situation to escalate instead of calm down. It takes a different skill set to handle discipline and maintaining order in schools. Middle school is rough and trying.

Oh its ok, he gets what he deserves in the end.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

One of the most significant memories I have of my grandfather centers around his support of a female Rabbi. He grew up in an Orthodox family and with some degree of discomfort joined a Conservative Temple that was started by my Grandmom’s family (with others, of course). In 1978, when I was 14 my grandmom, aunt,…

Suggested retort: “I’m a size healthy, bitch.”

I’m a size 16 and a coworker grabbed my jacket mistaking it for hers. Handed it back to me asking “Um why are you carrying a jacket you obviously can’t fit in?” I didn’t say anything but slipped it on and buttoned it. She turned bright red and mumbled an apology. Both my coworker and that nosy old man SUCK.

When I worked at Victoria’s Secret in college, the creepiest customers were hands down the guys who came in alone shopping for their “girlfriend” who was, wouldn’t you know it? Just my size -_-

I’m also 6-8. The other day this old man asked me what size I was and I was like, “Uhhhh...” And before I could say I wasn’t telling him he was like, “You’re about a LARGE aren’t ya?” And I was just like “............”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

“Crown prosecutor Kate McKay said that on 20 July 2014 [the police] were contacted by the woman’s housemates...”

I’ve had some shitty roommates over the years, but DAMN. Cake taken!

The Oneders. “I wonder whatever happened to the Oh-Need-ers.”

NO YOU FOUND ME OUT.

Jimmy had five gold records as a solo artist after he left The Wonders, so that's pretty impressive too!