I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING

While I mostly agree with your suggestion of wearing whatever feels comfortable, I have one argument: Socks. Don’t wear cotton socks, wear some sort of synthetic fabric designed to wick moisture from your feet. This has been a game changer for me. Cotton that is damp from sweat causes more fiction and thereby causes…

Not quite...

OK, I’ve been waiting all day for Jezebel to recognize that March 15th is only important because it’s Notorious RBG’s Birthday! Why oh why, do we get posts about The Bachelor, Kim K., and Mama June, but nothing about RBG?

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

Really Kirstie?

IT’S NOT BREAKFAST IF YOU DON’T HAVE BISCUITS AND BACON, YOU FASCISTS. Seriously, it’s like they just picked the worst breakfast items to have during the day. Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or NOTHING.

This is not related to the article; I just wanted to vent about something that happened 16 years ago.

This is a fantastic idea and I hope it goes well. Toilet paper is free in schools, and fem hygiene should be no different.

As a person with IBS, this is pretty much my worst fear.

By Gwen’s logic then, I should dump my husband and take up with the old man who lives two blocks away, because we are both going through the pain of a full-bathroom remodel at the exact same time. Or maybe I should start dating the girl from the 5K last weekend who had to stop and re-tie her shoe at the exact same…

My favorite is “human tribal tattoo.”

Zayn Malik is my muse

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.