Same here, except I’m married. Every now and then someone I just met will ask if I have kids, but I must say “no” with a certain tone, because only a couple have pressed any further. Most people drop it.

Really. It’s not “pussy” that was so offensive; it was “grab.” Why are these idiots so dense?

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haha! Your story reminded me of a time in high school, my best friend and I were driving past a field after dark and saw all these blue lights flickering across it. Aliens?? We were talking about it at lunch the next day, and this other girl informed us we’d seen... lights on an irrigation system. I grew up on a farm…

Yes! Or, even more pointless — sleeveless turtlenecks. One of my top fashion pet peeves.

Siblings are the best/worst!

Haha I guess my sister wasn’t alone then!

When I was 7, my older sister, who was 11, started telling this story about a disembodied green hand she’d see floating in her closet at night, if she left the door open. She made up shit all the time and didn’t seem to be actually afraid of anything, so my parents, my younger brother and I just chalked it up to…

Right? If I had his (alleged) money, I’d have an amazing personal chef come and make me and my husband some mind-blowing meal every night. I wouldn’t expect my spouse to have a meatloaf waiting on the table. WTF is that!

Not to further torpedo your faith in humanity, but yes, there are some cool girls scoring cool girl points on Twitter by posting they’d be totally fine giving up their right to vote in order to get Drumpf elected.

I have seen so many episodes of True Life, but the blood seeping from the incisions on calf implant guy will always and forever be the first image that springs to mind whenever the show is mentioned.

Yeah, those magazines look like they’d been sitting on a bathroom counter when there was an explosive toothpaste incident. Most people would look at that and think ‘guess it’s time to throw that away,’ this guy thinks ‘art!’

Yes, there are some MASSIVE douchebags in triathlons! I run a lot, and running attracts a few douchebags, but something about tris just seems to really appeal to people with ego problems. But there are also some pretty chill triathletes. I’d like to think my husband is one of those!

Oh, I soon found out that $1600 really wasn’t all that much haha. I’d just never known anyone really into cycling, so I wasn’t aware how expensive it could get.

Yep, I’ve got a Trek hybrid that was $400 brand new. It won’t keep up with road bikes, but I have no desire to race anyone, so what do I care? My husband really seems to like triathlons though. Enjoy your bike!

Haha banana seats! I love it!

After 20 years, 95 percent of the cases she hears can be summed up in one sentence: DON’T LEND PEOPLE MONEY.

I think it’s insane how much you can spend on one! My husband did his first triathlon this summer, and bought a road bike that cost (in my opinion) an outrageous $1600. Then he got to the race and found out his bike was “like bringing a donkey to the Kentucky Derby.” He’s trying to sell his motorcycle so he can buy a…

When the first one came out, a friend and I waited until it’d been out a month, took a Wednesday afternoon off work, had some beers at lunch and then went to a matinee showing so we could watch it in a nearly empty theater and cackle through the whole thing. So I know what I’ll be doing next March!

Man, FUCK this guy, and all his stupid bro-country brethren. It’s because of their asinine music that people assume I must wear painted-on jeans in some guy’s lifted Chevy pickup while we cruise around all the dirt roads, just because I live in a rural area. HE DIRECTLY HELPED CREATE THE STEREOTYPE. Now he’s going to…