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What’s even crazier is that one of the U.S. hurdlers who wasn’t able to make this team, Kendra Harrison, just set a new world record in the event last month! Unbelievable talent in the U.S. in the women’s 100m hurdles. Congrats to all three medalists!

They showed the video of the proposal on the Today show this morning. It took her almost an entire minute to respond. It was excruciating to watch. Maybe she was just letting him get through his spiel, but the look on her face was very much COULD YOU NOT. I mean, she might be one of those people who aren’t into big

Ha! Glad I’m not alone!

Yep, Phelps did laugh, because he heard some friends from Maryland yell “O!” really loud when it got to “Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave...” per the Maryland tradition that started at Orioles (O’s) games.

He has a very young face, but I think it’s mostly the haircut. Half the guys in my middle school in the mid ‘90s had that haircut.

Christopher Walken also played the guy in Bed Bath and Beyond who gave Adam Sandler the magic remote control in “Click,” another terrible comedy about workaholic dads who don’t spend enough time with their kids, so he was the one actor I was not surprised to see in the trailer. I guess in my mind he has typecast

That’s very true... Until a few years ago, all of my experiences with death were grandparents/great aunts and uncles who passed away after years of deteriorating health and then a final extended illness. It was very sad to lose them, but at least I had the comfort of knowing they’d lived long lives and were no longer

This was the part that got me too. I pictured these two jackasses sitting at the kitchen table with a couple of beers, watching their wives run in circles, thinking “gee, what could we possibly do?” Maybe that’s not what they meant, but that was the mental image it brought up.

WTF??!!! I hope at the very least she sent that first doctor a birth announcement. Or maybe the placenta in an envelope.

Fucking THANK YOU. I think it’s great they want to provide resources for women who’d choose to carry a pregnancy if it weren’t for the lack of support, but that ignores all the women who need an abortion because they simply fucking don’t want to be pregnant, give birth and raise a child or go through the adoption

My brother now makes two boxes at a time because he hates to share with his 18-month-old kid, who eats maybe two spoonfuls from the first box.

I cannot bear to watch reruns from the final couple of seasons, especially after Eric and Kelso left and they brought in Randy to sorta be both of them at once. Awful! I get secondhand embarrassment for everyone.

Weird! Have you ever tried a kinetic watch, that stores energy from the motion of your wrist instead of using a battery?

In eighth grade, my best friend wrote a note listing every guy in our class she thought was cute, and it somehow ended up IN ONE OF THE GUY’S HANDS. It wasn’t even my list but I still die of secondhand embarrassment for her all these years later!

I always assumed it’s because when I fly out west, I’m going on vacation, but when I come back east, I’m going back to my normal work routine. And that just sucks ass by default. Never thought to ask anyone who lives out west and has traveled east if they experience the same.

Haha that was so cute when Chelsea said Aubree thought the newlywed couple got the baby at the wedding, like ‘I do!’ ‘I do!’ *kiss* HERE’S YOUR BABY!

Google reports Chelsea’s dad said they’re planning an Oct. 1 wedding, so if the baby’s due in February, she won’t be too far along. I’m surprised I didn’t know her wedding date off the top of my head. I watch too much Teen Mom/16 & Pregnant too.

A friend of mine read that book on the plane on his way out to the Grand Canyon to run Rim to Rim to Rim! Scared the shit out of himself, but I’m sure he was extra careful after reading all those stories.

That’s what I was wondering. My father-in-law said he once wiped out while water skiing without a life jacket, and by the time he stopped tumbling, he was so far down in the murky river water, and so disoriented, he couldn’t tell which way was to the surface. Luckily he picked the right direction. He never tried that

I knew that song was a creepy ode to stalking when I was a kid! Can’t believe grown adults needed Sting to spell it out for them that song is NOT a love song.