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Be wary of requests too, particularly if they’re coming from an ex. My best friend, drunk off her ass at a wedding one night, asked her ex-husband to send her a dick pic. He must have thought she was maybe regretting initiating the divorce, because he fulfilled the request pretty much immediately. But nope, she just

oh my god it never even occurred to me that might be real until I read your comment and... wow. That’s a thing that was written, edited, published and sold.

This is why I never want to try out for Wheel of Fortune. I solve 90 percent of the toss-up puzzles before the contestants, but it’s probably way easier sitting in my living room than on camera with a whole studio audience staring you down. I have a feeling I’d be one of those morons who calls a letter that’s already

Well, that’s a horrifying new twist :/ Really hope that little girl pulls through.

The video I saw last week, the student had started filming after the first plane hit. When the second one hit, she was zoomed in on the things falling from the first tower, which we all now know were people jumping. So you don’t actually see the second plane hit in the video, you just hear the student and her roommate

I saw a personalized license plate in maybe 2002 that said NE1BUTW.

Well that was nice of whoever it was to just jimmy the lock at least! I guess they figured most people wouldn’t be too upset over the loss of a few quarters if nothing else got messed up.

A coworker once told me about the time someone busted out the window in his sister’s car in Philly, and all they took was the loose change. They assumed someone was trying to scrape up cash for drugs :/

A hoax as in there weren’t actually planes, but rather bombs placed in the WTC to bring them down — by the government — and the terrorism claims were a cover up.

Shit like this is why the internet is so awesome. I just watched all four episodes and I’m crying from laughter. Thank you for sharing!

Yeah, I thought she was going to buy him something that would somehow get the other horses to accept him, not a pet door so he could come inside and get away from the rejection whenever it got to be too much. Poor little guy!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

“Top Gun” is fine, but I’ll always prefer Tom Cruise in “Days of Thunder” if I want a love story with a hyper-macho backdrop. I grew up watching NASCAR, but have never flown a fighter jet, so it’s easier for me to pick out everything that is hilariously impossible in “Days of Thunder.”

WTF is that one “statistic”: Over 12,000 of 17,000 aborted babies found in one California dumpster were black. Whoever made up this shit could at least TRY to make it believable.

Thanks for the explanation! I was seriously confused (never heard of “moodboarding” before) and then it looked to me like her original tweet wasn’t really an insult, but when he responded the way he did, she went off the deep end.

Agreed. My sister-in-law is from Iran. Spent about half of her childhood there, and half here in the U.S. She has two bachelor’s degrees and a master’s degree from U.S. universities, and works for a highly respected architectural firm. She’s Muslim, but it’s hard for me to imagine anyone telling her “nope, can’t do

I’m hoping the horses weren’t actually in the home. The house was only 960 sq. ft., but it was on a bigger piece of land. I’m hoping.

Wow. That reminded me... one of my friends worked with a woman who, at the height of the “50 Shades of Grey” mania, was seriously considering leaving her husband because their life wasn’t anything like the book. WTF. As far as I know she didn’t act on that though.