Yeah I’m still going to blot that greasy ass pizza oil up because it makes me shit...a fucking lot. Sorry not sorry.

Its the sanctimommies that chime in because they have made it a point to be picture perfect and every mom who isn’t this way means they are lazy, and don’t care about their children as much as they do. Mommy shaming is a really thing.

Well I will admit that while I barely drank before my two pregnancies I found that a glass of wine a couple of times two months or one before you give birth is very relaxing (this of course after I got approval from my obgyn). My obgyn even told me to ingest cannabis to offset a severe case of hyperemsis gravidurum.…

Sometimes I believe what the national enquire prints...

I felt like Kris was honest about her struggle with learning about Caitlyn. Its hard to keep arms wide open from the get go when you learn someone you spent twenty five years with was dishonest about their identity. Give her time to come around im pretty sure she is warming up to it all but it’s a tough pill to…

Brother in law and his girlfriend went down a spiral in the last three years with a heroin addiction. They went to rehab twice and begged their parents to come get them out or they would begin using again. Both sets of parents are broke from their constant stealing and lies. They are clean but I have a feeling they…

Did the 19 inch peep fill up your quota this week?

This is unusual but I normally keep a extra cover on my bed specifically for my cats to lay on. And promptly kick them out when it’s time for bed, pull the cover off and bang. Maybe I’m ocd but cat hair is essentially glue that gets caught up in my nose and face. The cover helps...

Not sure if I remember my first email but I remember my first email addresses. One was backstreetboysrules@alloymail.com and serena16@hotmail.com. I loved backstreet boys and sailor moon. Obviously I had very little friends. I was 10 when I started those accounts and I remember my geocities site about pokemon and…