Something something OR TWO!!!! AMIRITE?!

Beautiful comment/avatar synergy there.

Yeah, but see, both of those (as well as everything else quoted below your comment so far) are references I get, and I stopped watching around 2004 or so, so I'm not sure that counts as "modern Simpsons" anymore. "Mid-period Simpsons," maybe?

Sean, I know I don't say this as often as I should, but I love you.

Having watched this movie last night (this is what happens when you let your mom pick), I can tell you that "Gum" is the shortened version of Cage's character's last name (Gumphry or Gumberson or some shit). As for "ace boon swipe…" that line came as they were preparing for a big diamond vault heist, and from the…

Having watched this movie last night (this is what happens when you let your mom pick), I can tell you that "Gum" is the shortened version of Cage's character's last name (Gumphry or Gumberson or some shit). As for "ace boon swipe…" that line came as they were preparing for a big diamond vault heist, and from the…

…and people like you is why grammar nazis like me has high blood pressure.

Yeah, they're not really that close, but they're both in Missouri, so…

Like it or not, Tebow is the only Heisman-winning quarterback ever to win an NFL playoff game. Yes, the defense deserves 98% of the credit, but he was technically playing QB when they recorded that win.

There's no way he goes to the CFL - they do nothing but throw the ball there. He'd be an even worse QB in the CFL than in the NFL.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus BIRD is the word. I thought everybody knew that.
 
For realsies though, Bird is a Clint Eastwood film about Charlie Parker. And yes, I had to look that up.

According to one of the Louie season 1 commentaries, in real life it's pronounced "Lewis." He mentions that people often pronounce his stage name as "Louie" and he doesn't care.

In my humble opinion, you're out of your goddamn mind. Season 3's premiere was pretty great. Last night just made me sad.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus  - O'Reilly tried to argue (with a straight face) that Christianity isn't a religion, for fuck's sake.

[G'sTFO]

Weeeeee want the fork!
Gotta have that fork!

…and now I see the toaster up there beat me to the P4RK thing, but I think it works better in caps.

Dude, putting "The" in front of the original title is so, like, two years ago. It'll be Jurassic 3D

Yes, but around here we call it an "Alabama Krusty Partially-Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages Dream Show."

Yes, but around here we call it an "Alabama Krusty Partially-Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages Dream Show."