"I want to be a Hollywood screenwriter!"

We believe he was built, and that he was a very well-programmed robot, but not the Messiah.

We believe he was built, and that he was a very well-programmed robot, but not the Messiah.

Actually the first one on that page is it ("Old Movie Drama"). Now I've just got to figure out how to get it on my phone. Shockingly, the iTunes Store is not much help on this one.

Actually the first one on that page is it ("Old Movie Drama"). Now I've just got to figure out how to get it on my phone. Shockingly, the iTunes Store is not much help on this one.

I came here to make this exact comment, so well done, damn you, etc.

I came here to make this exact comment, so well done, damn you, etc.

Hey everybody, I figured this would be the best place to ask; you know Professor Professorson's ringtone from Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design? Anybody know what that particular musical sting is called and/or where I would go about finding it for a ringtone of my own?

Hey everybody, I figured this would be the best place to ask; you know Professor Professorson's ringtone from Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design? Anybody know what that particular musical sting is called and/or where I would go about finding it for a ringtone of my own?

Anyone who speaks English should lose their shit over that. It's like saying "I'm going to fry some chicken" and then baking it. There's nothing wrong with baked chicken, but why wouldn't you say what you're actually going to do? It just makes no sense.

Anyone who speaks English should lose their shit over that. It's like saying "I'm going to fry some chicken" and then baking it. There's nothing wrong with baked chicken, but why wouldn't you say what you're actually going to do? It just makes no sense.

"Safety parking" is a stupid term. I've never in my life backed into a parking space and I've also never hit anything backing out of one. The bottom line is you're less likely to hit someone backing out if you pay a little frigging attention to what you're doing. I think backing in is stupid because, while it is…

"Safety parking" is a stupid term. I've never in my life backed into a parking space and I've also never hit anything backing out of one. The bottom line is you're less likely to hit someone backing out if you pay a little frigging attention to what you're doing. I think backing in is stupid because, while it is…

It's true I've never been to a PGA event, though I have been to a few non-PGA tournaments and I just don't find it remotely interesting to watch, but I guess I'll change "Golf as a spectator sport" to "golf on TV or (especially) radio."

It's true I've never been to a PGA event, though I have been to a few non-PGA tournaments and I just don't find it remotely interesting to watch, but I guess I'll change "Golf as a spectator sport" to "golf on TV or (especially) radio."

Why am I clearly Southern? The barbecue thing? I grew up in Kansas City (which has its tendencies but is definitely not The South), and live in Portland now.

Why am I clearly Southern? The barbecue thing? I grew up in Kansas City (which has its tendencies but is definitely not The South), and live in Portland now.

Baseball sucks. It's fucking boring as shit and stupid and they should really just stop.

Baseball sucks. It's fucking boring as shit and stupid and they should really just stop.

Either you haven't seen the History Channel for a while or your definition of "civilized" is pretty generous.