I had to check; she's 25 now. She looks easily 10 years older than that.

Liked for the beautiful poetic imagery.

If it does actually come to that I'll let you borrow my bacon hat.

I'm confused, does "illest" mean good or bad these days?

Wow, is that a recent photo? She actually looks pretty decent there. I'm guessing it's not, since every time I've seen her on TV in the last year or so she's looked like a 45 year-old meth addict (who I guess has rich parents and can afford creepy over-the-top hair bleaching and lip collagen).

"ma dawg?" Are you calling Nolan a bitch?

Well, there are so goddamn many in NYC, and a lot of them can fly, so it doesn't really take them that long to get to D.C., and how often does a major supervillain or alien invasion not attack New York first anyway?

Bats vs. Cap would probably be the most interesting fight since Cap doesn't technically have any powers either (I believe canon is that the serum put him at the peak of human potential speed, strength, etc.), and he's supposed to be a tactical genius. And no, he doesn't have a kryptonite-style weakness.

@avclub-4b7a2cf08c2e361d9f8c481c7eaac2e8:disqus  ALF also taught us that cats are delicious!

Nothing can kill The Grimace.

Disagree. Marvel > DC

That's fucking bullshit. Captain Marvel isn't even in the same league as Captain Marvel.

@avclub-4b7a2cf08c2e361d9f8c481c7eaac2e8:disqus  Counterpoints: Spider-Man, Captain America, Daredevil, the Punisher, Hawkeye, Black Widow, the Fantastic Four, the X-Men (and that's like 700 characters right there), the Hulk, Iron Man, Dr. Strange….

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Wow. I was watching that exact clip about half an hour ago (after first reading this article). Get out of my brain. Yes, I am entertained, although I suspect not for the reasons intended.

Counterpoint: I'd call his science teacher in The Happening "against type."

Pshh… talk to me when you get to the seven figures I'll be bringing in for [Fart Noise]: The Movie.

I think it's worth noting that a percentage (I don't know what percentage, but I'm guessing more than 0) of the first week's boxoffice take will be donated to the Jane Goodall Institute, which I guess makes it a shame the film apparently isn't all that good.

^ 80085

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus , if you have to turn your chair around to look from your computer to your TV you may need to rethink your room layout.