I’m betting on some sort of insurance fraud. Car rentals have tanked with the virus and these companies aren’t getting any kind of bailout. I know some car companies are self-insured, so I’m curious if the ones lost in the blaze fall under that umbrella or not.

“2019 is the 19th year of the 3rd millennium, the 19th year of the 21st century, and the 10th and last year of the 2010s decade.”

“The ‘80s” didn’t end on December 31st 1990.

*Piano music plays*

“If you can read this, Roll me over”

I had an 91 Eddie Bauer as my first car back in 2005. I loved it until the 4WD and the AC both decided to quit on me in the same month. A hot Alabama summer and no AC with leather makes for a tragic combination.

The real MPG, how it feels compared to an F-150 XL Fx4 that’s cheaper by a longshot, is that rear window manual or powered, how the ride quality compares to Chevy’s fancy magnets, if you’d rather have duratracs instead of hankooks, how the thing accelerates compared to the tacoma’s 3.5 w/ auto and the chevy’s v6. Can…

i know I’m supposed to like it, but to me is just an ultra vulgar waste of an M-715. it’s taking actual heritage and turning into some kind of video game reimagined fantasy heritage. tons of hard work and beautiful craftsmanship for certain but the end result is not for me at all.

I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

Mr2 Spyder. Next question. 

2016 Cayman GTS, right in the budget.

This is actually a fairly major plot point in Neil Gaiman’s ‘American Gods’. I don’t want to give too much away, but you might want to check the trunk of the car before it crashes through the ice.

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

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Truck manufacturers keep obsessing over 1 to 3 mpg increases, who cares? Hybrids should be able to deliver 10 to 30 mpg increases.

Bro-dozers.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Well, we finally know where Fiskar got his inspiration for the Karma’s front end.

Country. The car references in rap songs are just flaunting money - the car is just an object. Blah. Those are often poorly-rhymed, too. In country songs, the vehicle is part of a tale. It was an imprint on the singer’s memory. Little Red Rodeo; Daddy Let Me Drive; Red Ragtop... Take the car out, the song changes.…

Easy, the act of braking allows the bosonic nature of the brake particles, or brakons, to flourish and therefore these brakons all fall in lockstep even easier when all four brakes are entangled, or in ‘four-wheel’ mode. Tyres also exhibit bosonic qualities, which is why when one tyre is only a couple of PSI off of…

“You can do anything to those cars that you can do to a GTI, Jetta, Audi, TT, etc. You can awd it, turbo it, etc.”