Pictures don’t do Saturn V justice. One of those things you have to see to appreciate the gravity of.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

My 3 takeaways from this are:

I mostly agree with Patrick here, but with those Cruisers holding insane value, I’d probably lean 4Runner.

What’s your angle? Trips to Walmart and Branson? You’ve gotta learn how to pitch first before you can pretend to write an absurd article. There are rules to this writing thing...

I agree completely, their normal cars are so much more cool than ours here’s a couple. Subaru wagon in Florence and a 4x4 Panda on a volcano.

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People doing that drive me nuuuuuts

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

As a pretty big Subaru fan (I leased a ‘10 Legacy, owned a 2000 Legacy wagon, currently own a ‘11 Legacy GT, and my family has 3 other subarus) I must say this article sounds like you’ve been paid off by Subaru.

Hmmm...

I cringed the whole time that race driver guy was talking.

*Cough*

Stretch the budget a little and get a Focus ST. Hockey gear would not fit in a Fiesta, plus he looks like a taller dude. Those Fiestas are tiny, even for me, and I’m hardly 5' 7".

We were comparing racing trucks? Actually no, we were comparing showroom trucks. If you want a 4 door truck, then yes you need to compare prices of 2 4 door trucks. You are right about the auto though, too bad the Ford doesn’t give you the option of a manual. In the case of auto 4 door apples to apples its $43,700 to…

I hear chicks in Arkansas are totally hot. You should transfer there.

Focus RS? nah... I’d say Focus ST.

ok, i’m trying it, currently on 6/13.

If a modern Bentley isn’t ‘old school’ enough, they have a long history with forced induction: