He must read The Root.

Obligatory Simpson’s reference:

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

yeah it’s actually quite a bit of fun. I’d recommend it, along with 243 going into Idyllwild.

It doesn’t stop anything in Palm Springs. This is the temp from yesterday and how hot its going to be every day this week. They only cancel flights when the winds there get bad (and they do).

I thought a redirect would be the same as malware and as such illegal?

You forgot the “ehs!!!”

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Canucks fan here. I was all set to do the same in 2011 and then they fucking lost anyway.

I usually don’t yell at inanimate objects but I just told my tv to fuck off.

Fuck you Honda.

Ask Volkswagen...

I fixed it.

I could fill this page with my faves. But here’s a few I know you’ll like:

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

Why does Jobs get a movie(s) about him? The guy was nothing special other than an asshole. If you insist on making a movie about a computer company leader do one on Bill Gates, he at least has attempted to improve the world.