49ers picking Alex Smith over the local boy Aaron Rodgers

I can’t imagine that in a world where Netflix and Amazon are ramping up original content that the execs at either aren’t willing to Thunderdome their own mothers to get a Clarkson-headed car show under their respective brand.

They have an easily international audience and they've proven they're able to fund bigger budget projects. TG 3.0 should be online.

Two days later:

Asshole parking.

What's the deal with using the word Porn after all sorts of subjects that aren't actually porn at all? Food porn? Gadget porn? Car porn? Abandoned structure porn? Come on, people. I get that sex sells, but it's such a thinly veiled marketing scheme it's ridiculous.

Looks like a scene with Tom Hanks from the The Da Vinci Code having some trouble with the Cryptex.

I don't get that at all. I've lived in Canada my whole adult life, from tiny, relatively poor towns to great big cities and I've never once seen a Budweiser. Even at your shitty high school parties it was Blue or Ex or Lakeport or something.

I wonder what Clarkson's reaction to all of this is .....

I REALLY wish you guys would stop recommending Lodge cast iron products.

I REALLY wish you guys would stop recommending Lodge cast iron products.

you know we also have jobs here in Canada.

Anyone else suspect this guy is holding some captives in his basement, Human Centipede-style?

Cue the 911 conspiracy theorists.

Fuck that guy. Hopefully he tries this again and it goes more like this guy's attempt.

Nice touch with the Bender cameo at the end.

What advice do you have for good golfers?

She's not a pedestrian.

I still think the "slide" with 5 minutes left, was the dumbest thing I have ever seen in football.

So what if you just boosted the dough ahead of the Suns orbit so that the Sun would eventually catch up to the dough. Basically, the question is what's the sweet spot for catching enough Sun energy in the vacuum of space to perfectly heat the dough.