And for all these years, I thought Middle Eastern street drifters were just having a good time!

You know, living in Minnesota, snakes are one thing I get to miss out on continually. We've got the occasional garter snake, but they're never longer than about 14-16" that I ever see. The idea of large snakes finding their way on, in, or around my car is completely foreign.

CP, based on the fact that no matter how muscular you make it, it's still a FWD Camry.

R.I.P. MITCH!!! Fellow MN boy, he's missed around here!

Your community service is greatly appreciated by all.

Too bad we never got the Transalp here, they seem to be awesome bikes!

The actual law he broke is having too many exposed penii in the same truck. Limit of one was exceeded.

I'm currently sitting at my desk, staring at my 22" monitors (yes, two of them) reading Jalopnik over a Subway sandwich. My afternoon consists of tweaking a universal image to load on all of my laptops for quick and consistent deploys. Pretty nice. I make decent money.

Fine brew you got there!

When I was in high school, I used to take off the t-tops on my dad's Z28 every time it was warm enough, even if it was snowing a bit.

I completely agree on the tire techs part, but I'd recommend spending the extra money on the right size (6-POINT, NOT 12) socket for your lug nuts, a breaker bar for getting lugs loose, and a decent torque wrench. No amount of tool trickery can help anywhere near as much as simply doing the job correctly in the first…

Just read this article in Motorcyclist a little while back. Short of independent fact-checking, it's an interesting read at the very least.

I also would like to hear those jokes.

Excellent bike! One of my first was a VF500F, I had it painted flat white and the only decal was the VFOUR on the chin fairing. Loved it, until the engine was going out, had to sell it to leave for college.

As long as I'm not the only one to think that...

Awkward profile...

/Begs to differ...

What, no 9-2x Aero replacement?

Why not concur?