@dmcshinobi: Prussia! Pushing down on me, pushing down on you...

@dmcshinobi: Wilhelm II does not approve.

I want those TIRES! Do they come in Subie sizes?

@dmcshinobi: grumble grumble

@Vman455: Senegal parrot

What the fuck is the deal with that horrendous egg-tooth design Acura has adopted? I'm sorry to anyone who likes it, but....

Kelley Blue Book puts this car, in "Excellent" condition, at a private party value of like $3500 tops.

$11000 for someone's Frankenstein car of ill-gotten ideas? The magnitudes of shit that could be wrong with this car make me afraid for its future owner.

That video is so choppy it's painful to watch!

"Sometimes the engineers win out, and we're left with a car, like the Lancia Delta, that may perform brilliantly but look like a dog's breakfast. Other times, we can have a car like the Aston Martin DB9 that looks so beautiful it can bring a man to tears…then bring him to more tears when it can't run for a week…

@Spasticteapot: Oh, don't worry, I'm just instigating a bit. Sometimes it's fun to be the inflammatory bike guy on the car forum/blog/news site.

I scoff at your silly almost 10lbs/hp in sports cars. Hell, my VFR800fi is like 6.3 lbs/hp with a full tank and me on it, and that's far from considered fast.

@pahammer: It's easier to hug someone when you can put your drink in the cupholder and use both arms!

I consider myself a fairly avid motorist, for lack of a better term. I ABSOLUTELY prefer manual transmissions over slushbox. I think I eat in my car about once a month, tops. I prefer smaller and more nimble cars.

@lordofstrife: I lived in Duluth, MN for 3.5 years during college. If there's one thing I learned about up north Subie owners, the ones that wrench a bit are usually overflowing with ingenuity and evil genius.

@stuffelse: The side view...

I scrolled AAAAAAALLL the way down to make sure nobody else beat me to it, but here it is!

@iancoleTX: The car is not the problem. The problem is things like shocker stickers, ridiculously overzealous stretched tires and oversized rims, badly done suspension lowering, etc. In my eyes, the S4 is a cool car in its factory trim, and most of the cool factor is that it's kind of a sleeper. Bros around here tend…

@Brod-a-mole: I know, I just can't believe I missed that!

MinneBrota style: Lowered Audi. Nothin like pimpin the shit out of a family sedan. Granted, it's a quick one, but still. The S4's coolness is derived from its discretion.