Pre-1976 K5 Blazer / Jimmy with the full convertible option.

@68Chrysler: Well, I'll be dipped in shit. I stand corrected! The street trim Powerplus fits my description, but the trackers are in fact even more treacherous.

Here's some little nuggets of knowledge to quantify the badassery of these riders.

@Ash78, now with 40-mile range**†¹²³: Holy Wallflowers reference!

If you like speed, inkjet printers are the wrong way to do it.

"But nobody wrote about the smell. The place smells like a fucking slaughterhouse.

@darthchurro: Like there's ANY other fucking option....

While I REALLY like the idea, it's about 2-3x too much for that truck.

@hotrodandcustomart: Same.

@BrtStlnd: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

The Plymouth Reliant coupe!

@Engineerman: Sorry Michigan.gov, you got owned by teh intarwebs.

Not so much the car I had and lost, but the car I didn't get to buy. Picture isn't THE car, just a similar one.

@I. Heart. Cars.: That's hilarious! Translation win!

@Twonius:

@snapoversteer fronts the prog-rock band Camber Tweel: MMMMMMmmmmm... 1st Gen M45.... My brother's been somewhat actively looking for one for a year or so now...

@snapoversteer fronts the prog-rock band Camber Tweel: Are you sure that isn't a Passat? Or maybe a Mediocrity?

@mercedesuberalles: GENTLEMEN, YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE, THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!

When Soviet Space Program offer their most premium package, I jump on it!

I graduated 2 years ago, make with the damn R8 already! I could sell that bugger and pay off my student loans, with plenty left to finish my bike and car payments and have a nice little house downpayment started. Go about life as normal...