Imagine this demoncrat hellscape: I am 18-years-old and want to go boar hunting with my father. For my safety, I want to bring along a semi-automatic rifle. I save up all of the money I made working for a generous minimum wage (I am only 18 after all), but when I go the exercise my rights at the community gun store, I…

Better make it two a day, just to be safe.

So what I’m reading here is that I can stick to my cheesecake-a-day habit until the science is more definitive.

Amazon Prime could straight up murder someone in front of me and I’d help it hide the body and give it an alibi.

Pence thanks you for another cosplay idea and goes to ask Mother.

+1 good guy with a gun.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

The ice must have been cold.

Greatest VO2MAX readings ever come from Nordic Ski athletes.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

This is your once every four year reminder that cross country skiers are athletic freaks to the point where the greased up shirtless guy is probably referred to in their circle as “out of shape.”

The big difference is that Mormons believe that only those who hold the Melchizedek Priesthood can get to the highest level of heaven. How do you do that? Well, you are a Mormon in good standing with a dick, ta-da! You’re totally a priest! If you’re a woman - better be married and sealed in the Temple to a man who…

Bishops. Always in the way of domestic abuse and castling.

1/5 stars

Get Robbinhood and say goodbye to commission!

Recently our frenchie was drooling heavily. Bucket fulls he was all drenched. Took him to the vet and they said he may have been poisoned since he was not vomiting and did not have an upset stomach. Immediately kicks in my irrational panic with a side of anger cause all I heard was poisoned. Which is a thing that…

Killing me softly with their woo
Killing me softly with their woo
Selling my whole life for superstitions
Killing me softly with their woo

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Um, how about naming it after a historically oppressed minority cookie? The mighty Samoa Bridge will do nicely.

I guess one could say that Rep. Brenda Lawrence really...