“We did a great job with the chicken tax, that’s what people are sayin’, many people, a great, great job. We’re not stopping there, (crowd chants : Lock her up!) I’m imposing tariffs on turkey, and ducks and no collusion, the best tariffs, Ivanka did so well at the Olympics (crowd chants : USA! USA!).

“Today’s the day I might just be a step too slow...”

Replace them with Bluetooth Smart Implants. Call them Blueteeth.

If you knew the only thing stopping you from an abortion was a fetus with a sawed off shot-gun, you might reconsider that decision, now wouldn’t you?

I assume it looks like this...

“No, we need to put good ceilings on both sides of the bad ceilings so the bad ceilings can be stopped before they do any harm.” - Dwayne LaPlasterre, President of the National Ceiling Association

Poor GOP Jesus is a Swedish underwear model with tight abs and lots of guns.

To be honest, Betsy and Erik Prince are the least evil aspects of the DeVos family.

And he’s gonna need her brother to head up the Totally Not Connected with trump financially Official Marksmanship, Close Combat and Counterinsurgency Training Camp soon to be required by federal law for all public school teachers.

She’s also the sister of Blackwater trash pig Erik Prince, who facilitates Russian back-channels that benefit the administration.

Trump’s confidence in his cabinet has faded and he is telling confidants that he wants to “get rid of the dead weight.”

I’m sure that when he writes a report there’s always a first draft.

“Trump placed an aide, Jake Leinenkugel, in the office to monitor Shulkin’s loyalty.”

Reading this while breastfeeding one of my twins. I don’t wear anything these days that doesn’t give me instant and somewhat discreet access to my boobs, the requirement I have used to choose all clothes in the last year - how fast can I access my boobs? This woman is a rock star!!!!

It’s not a trick, nursing bras have a snap that’s designed to use with one hand, and as a mother of two, she knows to pick clothes that are easy to nurse in. If you nurse on demand, you do that a billion times a day and can do it in a blink

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

Initial thought: Gimmick, and will turn people off. Bad idea.

i actually liked the show, the one good thing my ex brought me...besides our son. but my biggest issue, as a licensed REALTOR, was that pronunciation. Say it with me Timmy, Reel-tor. 

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