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I always find this funny.

>>>>”It also all but ensures more homeless children like this one, but eh, nbd, right guys?”

I’d like to see a 50,000 foot view to outline the strategic priorities.

I’d like to talk about how my boss in a consulting firm once suggested that we have a Gangbang...as in gather up and bang some ideas around...you know, a conflab...He’s also the reason that we coined the term “blamestorm”. Feel free to use in place of post mortem.

At this point, it’s crucial to finish vetting all the key players in the space so we attain the proper holistic view of the market.

Consulting is less its own industry than the meta-industry of applying shitty jargon to other industries.

Let me get that deck by end of business, I’d like to see a 50,000 foot view to outline the strategic priorities. Don’t try to boil the ocean here, some back of the envelope math should work just fine but we will need to do a deep dive later. I have a hard stop at 6 so I would like to review it by then, in fact, maybe

I have a hard stop at three, so we’ll need to put a pin in that and come back to it.

Can we table the next question and backtrack for a second?

This reply synergizes well with the article. I really like how you drilled-down into the list.

If her tears fall down like raaaain

Was that filmed with a toaster?

I haven’t been this excited to see a pixelated blue square leap over a red one since the first time I played the Atari 2600.

In the criminal justice system, animal based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these furry felonies are members of an elite pack known as the Animal Victims Unit.

Of course it’s possible! Our protagonist is racing against a [terrorist cell, gang, corporation, corrupt politician, misguided crusader, shadowy conspiracy] to retrieve a stolen [bioweapon. Nukes. Dirty bomb. Regular bomb. Chemical weapons] that [bad guy] wants to use to wipe out [a city, a country, island, train,

Well, the challenge is to do it without violence against *women.* There’s an entire other half of the population that a writer could use.

CSI: ASPCA

But I play bass for “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”! We’re playing the Dallas/Fort Worth VFW next Thursday!

Those items will be on a separate blockchain, when the time comes.

He created the Daleks.