But I play bass for “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”! We’re playing the Dallas/Fort Worth VFW next Thursday!

Those items will be on a separate blockchain, when the time comes.

He created the Daleks.

And “Pol-Grease” is too on-the-nose.

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

I prefer to give women like this my attention.

I think he must really love suburbs.

Under a blanket between my legs is my dogs favorite spot! He sleeps in a crate at night, which he is so used to he’ll usually just wander off to bed without me telling him. But on the couch if I’m just writing emails or watching TV, if he sees the blanket he immediately dives in and nestles into his dog circle.

Our dog prevents this problem by laying anti-parallel to us while he sleeps. His nose is usually down around our knees (under the covers, because of course?) his tail is up by our pillows. When he drops ass, the only individuals getting gassed are my partner and I.

My dog has peed whilst under the covers. She gets so comfortable...she doesn’t want to go outside in the cold. So she’s like fuck it, I’ll just pee right here. I feel like that sometimes too.

One of my dogs prefers to sleep curled up right by my head. Often, this means I sleep with her butt right by my face...and she has ATOMIC farts. They are so bad that I’ve actually seen the vet about them, and apparently it isn’t medical based on the tests. The farts are so bad they wake me up from a dead sleep...they…

But what about getting poisoned from all the dutch ovens he’s receiving from himself and me at night?

They have youtubes of everything. And yes.

............it still freaks me out when people have seen “Home”..........it’s like the weirdest fucking thing, beside the first episode of “Black Mirror”.......

I admit, I haven’t been able to watch it. Far too close to the reality many of the people I know/had as client, and what I’ve experienced - it’s bad enough having the memories/knowledge, I’m good with not watching it in my down time for entertainment.

Can’t wait. It’s the most brilliant show on Television ever, but oh boy, does it give me nightmares.

The first season was so relentlessly depressing I had to take mid-episode breaks

Huh, let’s see what I get...

Honestly, if you just squint a bit...