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Press her more, and risk being casted out of the prized DC Cocktail Party Circuit? Are you mad?

That’s the second best deer-in-the-headlights “DAWK” we’ve had yet this year! What a fucking dolt. His expression says “I don’t get it... lies work so well at home...”

Have to admit, I felt kinda proud to be Dutch here.

His aide actually said, “meep.”

DUTCH PRESS: THANK YOU.

Officer-Involved Shooting Guard?

Black-on-Black Shooting Guard

Rafer Ballston

Reich Guard

Shooting (on Sight) Guard?

White Power Forward

Name: Holly Cost

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

Worst: wrestling.

Should’ve made beignets instead.

And you should absolutely look at that post ASAP rather than make someone think you saw (and liked) something you didn’t. The idea here is to avoid a “Why didn’t you like X” conversation when you’re super busy, not entirely remove yourself from the equation

Trump seems entirely incapable of understanding the human cost of any of his decisions in the real world. Attacking NK would result in hundreds of thousands dead in South Korea within minutes of an attack commencing. We do not have the capability to reliably take out all of the artillery the North has pointed south…