I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

As a revengetarian, one who chooses to prophylactically consume food from groups of things that might kill them, I resolve to not be killed by my food, whether it be furious chickens, mad cows, or large bowls of buttered pasta perched precariously on high shelves with obvious fantasies of crushing me.

getting one cheerleader wet

F BEIGE

“This is the 2017! The Internet has made everyone wise and culturally sensitive!”

That’s Zwart Piet. He’s a Moor, but many people are calling for less.

I’m gonna harass your sweet behind, but it’s gonna be polite harassment.

Cheesehead Apologizes Fumunda [center]

Show me how you wiggle to get those jeans up. I bet you had to lay down on your bed to fit into those jeans. Did you step into those jeans or did you have to jump into them?

Old rich white guy is racist and sexist? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Often it’s the people you least suspect. But it is also the people like Richardson.

So it’s another example of Fox taking a shit, out in the open, and nobody stops them. What else is new.

obligatory:

Hamster and Captain Slow going on a motorcycle safari.

Not that I want to defend Alleged Sheriff Clarke, but if I had an opportunity to wear a stupid fucking hat everywhere and get people to buy into it I’d do it. Granted I’d probably pick like... a papal mitre or one of those wide-brimmed plague doctor hats.

Stress is like an extension of the fight or flight instinct. It’s hard to deal with because many times it’s due to situations that we’ve put ourselves in. This, like many other techniques, is worth a try. Sometimes it’s just a matter of looking past whatever it is that’s stressing you out to gain a more positive…

Interesting. Repeating the cause of stress has an effect of externalizing the issue, which helps put it in perspective. I’m curious of the purpose of the tapping. I’m guessing something about touching oneself and physically confirming “I’m still here, and I’m still in one piece” amplifies the effect of vocalizing the…