Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

The best wallpaper is paint.

Wallpaper is universally ugly.

When you show up late, people usually assume you’re disorganized, inconsiderate, and kind of flaky.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.