It’s called a blip; a picture with a couple sentences and no title. We do one every single morning and have for years. Welcome to Jalopnik.

There’s only one Electric GM product we care about.

In 2020, faux-3d gradients are considered very specific to the 2000's.

I guess that’s all part of the

You’ve been saving that line for a while haven’t you?

It’s got 3. One to start the engine, two to roll down the windows.

Woah dude

bro wtf did you just do to my search history

Just a picture to remind everyone that BMW used to make beautiful automobiles.

The rest of the car looks like a Nissan.

“The front end looks nice...”

Please reassess your life if you’re in the market for a Traverse or Enclave, I beg you.

And before people start hand-wringing about all the car dealers who stand to lose their jobs, maybe consider this:

It still boggles my mind that I can’t just go to a manufacturer’s car configurator, spec out a car the way I want it, and then order one to be delivered to my door. The dealership model is absolutely insane and serves the interests of no-one but a bunch of predatory middle-men. Car shopping absolutely sucks, and…

Can we talk about the Sport Line package that europe is getting that we aren’t?

On the plus side it will be great for finding truffles.

That looks like the front of a Zamboni. Lol. 

Almost there....