John Oliver’s Crown Jewel Promo is also pure gold:

This is the exact reasoning that has impacted my family’s car buying habits recently. My dad has been cross shopping SUVs for years to replace his 2005 Explorer and originally he gravitated heavily towards the Q7, the X5, and especially the Cayenne. All V8s, all used. The one thing that consistently wiped those…

Ah true that. China also still happens to like big luxury sedans so I can see that kind of working out for them.

Yeah no kidding. A whole lot of "regular" SUVs are pretty damn nice these days and would fit the bill fine. This seems like one of those situations where you can afford to buy but have no idea if you can afford to live with.

Buick is in some weird space. It’s supposedly nicer than Chevy, but it’s also supposedly not as nice as Cadillac.

Had an XL for a rental once. It’s not perfect, but it’s damn comfy and there’s loads of space if you need it. I probably wouldn’t buy one for myself though because I think it may be too big, but perhaps the short wheelbase version is a little easier to live with.

All those years of being teammates with Ray Lewis and yet Joe couldn’t escape getting murdered tonight.

Shop smart.

So Toyota basically built a G-Wiz?

Only the magic of Jim Tomsula can potentially save them from the 49ers.

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT

Gee, it’s almost like we’re on an automobile enthusiast site or something.

I dunno what’s more sad: this excuse for a BMW or that I’m suddenly reminded the CT4 even exists.

Makes me wonder if this thing will be getting a light up grille option. Y'know, for the posers.

“the CLA looks so much better.”

If I could still get one with the arguably better looking pre-facelift front end, then maybe.

Hydrox sounds like something I’d use to clean my bathroom though.

Yeah it does look awkward as hell. The aesthetics of the bike could work if they didn't fuck up the seating position.

+1 $400 hair dryer

Like a John Deere, except it sucks instead of cuts.