Try waking up early sometimes.

A brief moment to recognize all the genius detectives hard at work this weekend:

I was thinking the same. Or maybe Ricciardo.

Dude even for a regular guy like me, a jack and stands is a godsend. Nevermind that it still took me over 15 hours over the course of two days to replace a hose coupler and do a coolant flush in a sweltering hot garage.

Seeing that click-bait ass thumbnail was enough for me to skip over the whole thing. 

“When you drive, never drink”

I like Seb. A bit of a goober, but fairly entertaining. However, I have seen another version of his Nigel Mansell impression and... uhhhh:

Jesus those press conferences with Lewis and Nico were super awkward. It’s like they purposely brought Seb in just to fuck with them in order to lighten the mood a bit.

Nico seems like he’d be about as entertaining as watching paint dry when it comes to doing things outside of a car.

“Jive ass honky"

For great justice.

Top Gear has tried car toilets too... with varying levels of success.

So much this.

Neutral:

I went there once when I was a kid with my youth football team and all it did was bring back nightmares of Hometown Buffet.

The US is too good for the likes of Ford Pumas and C4 Cacti. We definitely don’t need this Juke either. Just buy an EcoSport or a Kicks and be happy.

Damn, I like it a lot. A little bit less weird looking but no less identifiable.

Literally the Walmart of the restaurant world.