This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

LeBron wouldn’t write something that corny. Now Jimmy Butler....

They also showed a tweet where LeBron wished Delonte West a “happy father’s day”

Usually I try not to deal in alternative facts, but fuck the spinosaurus, T-Rex is the best. Its got the coolest name and the coolest Power Ranger and that's the only thing that should matter.

Lowry hanging fruit. Let’s call it a tie. 

All of my time on this site has led to this moment.

I was under the impression that if you self tampered, you’d go blind.

Oh fuck off Burneko.

I choose to believe Mr. PalestinianChicken is clever and did it on purpose. 

It’s because of the luxury tax. Since Houston’s over the luxury tax threshold, having Melon on the roster costs the Rockets both his salary and luxury tax penalty, even if they waive him. The Bulls are under the luxury tax threshold, so having Melo on the roster only costs them his salary.

So if the combined salary and …

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

When Melo meets Jabari for the first time:

this only applies to stars and elite players though, so scrubs can continue to shit on St Louis as it deserves

Half of 82 is 41.

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

As if that wasn’t enough, Cousins decided to truly demonstrate how indoctrinated into Warriors culture he has become and hit back-to-back three’s in the fourth quarter.

I’m certainly not secretly Julian Edelman, posting online under a different identity, where I disparage myself to further the narrative that I’m an underdog, who never gets support...If that’s what you’re suggesting it’s insane and certainly sounds like a thing that asshole Julian Edelman (again, not me) would do.

He grew up in a well to do community and was the star quarterback in highschool (where he was a dipshit and everyone kissed his ass). He momentarily got sidetracked because he was a bad student who was 5'10" and ended up up overcoming SOMETHING in order to be a successful dipshit who still thinks he’s an underdog,…

As much as I don’t believe in the Patriots, I believe even less in Andy Reid’s playoff clock management skills.