I don’t wanna get too “Fat old guy with no training” shrink on Trump but look at his body language when this dude’s talking. Arms wrapped tightly around himself and swaying. He’s literally rocking himself. I thought it was defensive at first (and it is) but it’s also meant to be comforting to himself.

I cannot wait to read the Deadspin letters this post triggers.

“For real, what a completely worthless bag of shit this President is.”

Man... not cool slandering worthless bags of shit like that...

I assume the Cubs cut him in half in hopes of growing an extra Schwarber.

As much as I want to see a Warcraft 3 remaster. I would rather see a 1 and 2 remaster first. Because those games are hard to bring up to modern day PC designs. Warcraft 3 still runs fine.

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

Why is the car made out of lead? Why not iron, aluminum, plastic, and other materials?

I am in full support of people making a mockery out of institutions that are deserving of being mocked.

The only thing that could make this more priceless is if she just went straight down the middle of the half pipe the whole way

I love Loki, but I honestly think he’s been used as comic relief too much to be considered the greatest villain. Aside from the first Avengers, he’s been more of a nuisance than a threat, and doing everything for his own gain makes him more one-dimensional for me. Killmonger was just terrific in every possible way,…

I thought it was because all the skaters drowned when the lake forgot to freeze

I watched their first event last weekend with some friends and all of us asked some variation of, “So these guys are fucking, right?” Which led to us all just constantly shouting “These guys fuck!” at every event afterwards.

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Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

“Having great hitters only makes it harder to sacrifice bunt.” - Donny Baseball

I’m actually more impressed that she competed in that many competitions, and yet never got any better. That’s commitment to mediocrity.

I pointed out a few weeks ago the absolute truth in the saying “Showing up is 80% of success in life.” So the “staying upright” part must be the other 20%