I’m thrilled that Lonzo Ball is happy for me to coach the Lakers. I’ll put in a call.

I would argue they’re playing bad basketball because they have almost no players who are capable of playing winning basketball. I’d bet Luke Walton could be reasonably successful in a lot of different situations, but he’s coaching a young and talent-poor team that is still towards the low end of a rebuild.

All the stars. I legit thought it was him for about five seconds.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

Well that plan failed.

Craigslist Playoff Connections: NFL QB seeks M2M connection near end zone. Scoring preferred, but will take getting to 1st.

Dude’s awesome. Doing another Austin Rivers impression, but during the game this time.

“Eh, he looks fine to me.”

By projecting your own prejudices on to someone else’s joke, it is actually you who reveals the way you feel (probably not all that) deep down inside.

Wagner is not conceding. The votes from servicemen (you know, the real patriots) have yet to be counted.

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

Hooray! Ashley Wagner is going to be furious.

“Two of them don’t look, like, really American.”

I, uh...I didn’t say that. I kind of said the opposite of that.

Don’t! You’ll flood it!

the Miami Marlins are not an office building struggling to lease all of its spaces

Pro(*) tip: When you do buy an S4 (and you should, at least once) buy the second model year version through Audi’s CPO program. So if you want this variant, get the 2019 version in 2021 or 2022. You’ll feel bad about yourself if you pay $70,000 for this car, but you’ll feel amazing about yourself if you pay $35-40,000…